Ode From Your Water Bottle

OXOXOXOXOXOXOXO, Insulated Hydro-Flask!!

I am your Insulated Hydro-Flask.  I know you love me.

 

Ode From Your Water Bottle

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I am right here waiting

For you when you’re ready

Take a sip, it’s okay

You’re a little unsteady…

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You work hard, you sweat

You struggle and fight!

Just hold on, after Eagle

I’ll make it all feel alright.

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I admire you, really

You are giving your all

But I won’t leak, I promise!

When you kick me and I fall…

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I’ll surprise you tomorrow

When you have to look twice

Did you empty me? No!

And I’m still full of ice!!

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Stretch, breathe and flex

And last twist around

90 minutes?  You’ll do it

Then chug me right down.

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I’m your constant companion

Your cool-contents friend

I’ll be your reward

At a tough class’ end.

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The yogi’s all want me

Such is my fame

So go grab a Sharpee

Write on me your name.

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With yoga, you’re stronger

You’re calmer, you look hot too, you know

Most Sincerely,

Your Water Bottle

of Cool H20

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